The Guvnors always analysing the exam results to make sure that the training always hits the spot. They’re always going on about ‘coffee stains’ which, when I find out what it means – if not the obvious – I’ll let you know.
‘Meeter and Greeter’
I’m known as the ‘Meeter and Greeter’ and I take my responsibly seriously but all I really want is someone to stroke me. Recently I’ve had all number of students patting my head much to my delight but when I smile at them they often back away, but…
The Postman still doesn’t like me. Do you know I’ve been working here for over nine years and this one hasn’t come near me, even though I hear them telling him I don’t bite? He’s a lovely guy but I can’t help putting on an extra show when he arrives,…
F Gas Results
While I’m awake thought I’d update you! We had a group of guys in last week on their F Gas course, a great bunch, and when they came to the office for the results of their on-line exam they were really excited to hear they had passed. They really made…
‘Like us on Facebook’
I don’t get paid for all my hard work and effort and not sure if I am entitled to a pension so imagine my dismay when I learnt I couldn’t ‘like us’ on Facebook to win the competition they’re running!
Didn’t get out much in the snow, how about you? I overheard ‘them’ saying that it was too dangerous to go too far in case they got run over by a sledge, but don’t think it would have bothered me, I’d have soon run away!